Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Jay Leno Desecrates The Commissioner's Trophy




He did what!?

HE PUT THE TROPHY ON THE GROUND!!!! 

Brian Wilson put forth 162 games worth of effort in the grueling summer heat, plus playoff numbers like an ERA of 0.00 and 16 strikeouts through 11 pitched, and oh yeah dethroned the Phillies, defending NL Pennant holders, and you put the GOD DAMN TROPHY ON THE GROUND.

....Awards are something Jay Leno may not know a lot about, with ONE Emmy in 18 years of late-night television, but nonetheless, you have to know better than that. If I were Brian Wilson, I would have beard punched this man in the face.



Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Off The Team







....give up on life.

[dirty tackle]

David Beckham's Fashion Pick Of The Week




Well hello and welcome to David Beckham's fashion pick of the week. I caught you watching me in joyous celebration with my Galaxy teammates, of which I cannot quite recall either of my teammates names. I really only seem to remember talented footballers names, so I regretfully only have room to remember my name- HA-HA! Oh yes I find myself quite charming as well. Well onto my metrosexual fashion tips for the week.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Premier League Underated Squad

Being half way through the EPL season, it has become clear who is exceeding expectations and who is not. Given that expectations is what has measured these players' successes,  let us analyze their role coming into the season.

Strikers:



Monday, November 1, 2010

Time For Favre To Retire




Brett Favre…the infamous Brett Favre. Oh, how you have been worshipped like a god and hated all the same. For years, you fostered and developed a first-ballot hall of fame career in Green Bay, yet performed one of the most talked about betrayals the sports world has ever seen. Ever since your departure as Commander in Cheese, your career has been, for lack of better word, ridiculous in every facet. You have been deceitful at best, constantly speaking of retiring to avoid the summer heat in training camp. Even though you appeared to be the hero returning for one more tour of duty, but you showed up too late to matter as the Vikings in weeks 1 through 4 lacked a cohesion that a summer of practice would have perfected.


Thursday, October 28, 2010

Tony Romo's Week



Pretty much sums up Tony Romo's week. If anyone thought this team was left for dead last week, with Jon Kitna at QB........

 THEY ARE DEAD!!

R.I.P. 2010-11 Dallas Cowboys Season


Weekend Match Guide



English Premier League
Blackburn Vs Chelsea- Ewood Park- ESPN2 10:00 AM Saturday


Chelsea should be looking forward to an easy week. Blackburn has not won an outing since this time last month against Stoke, and I would not be expecting it to change anytime this week. The title-holders will most likely walk over them.

Bold prediction: Malouda and Drogba both score.
2-0 Chelsea

Arsenal vs West Ham- Emirates Stadium- FSC 10:00AM Saturday


Arsenal should look forward to use their last two wins as a launching point to spearhead a title challenge against Chelsea. In a London Derby anything goes, I would expect this to be a tough match, but Arsenal are undefeated in their last five meetings, winning three of them. I see no reason to pick against the Gunners this week.